INTJ: I told you, and, as always, I was right.
INTP: Too genius to clean my room.
INFP: My precious little inner world is too fragile for… everyone.
INFJ: I live for my cause, I would die for my cause, and I’ll kill for my cause, if needed.
ENFP: If I met Jesus and Satan in a bar, the three of us would be best buddies after a few drinks.
ENTJ: Keep up with me, or die trying, or die for not trying.
ENFJ: I follow my heart; you all will follow my heart, too.
ENTP: Smash my arguments or GTFO.
ESTJ: My intelligence doesn’t make me right - my status does.
ISTJ: Maintain the working system, never change it.
ESFJ: Here is what you should feel; if you don’t, something must be wrong with you.
ISFJ: Well, someone has to wash the dishes, and somehow, it’s always me.
ESFP: A good joke is the answer to everything!
ISFP: Anything can be an art; if it’s an art, I’m into it!
ESTP: If you’re not reckless enough, you’re a sissy.
ISTP: Book smarts are worth nothing if your fingers are all thumbs.